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Calling all cinephiles! Join us for the inaugural BlobCo Secret Screening, featuring a brand new, 4K remaster of ~~MOVIE~~!

Loved by young fans of ~~INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY~~, made with a huge budget and stellar cast, this sci-fi action thriller from ~~A SIMPLER TIME~~ has attained cult status for its audacious script and special effects.

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BlobCo Secret Screening #1 at World's End Comics
Friday, July 25
Doors at 7pm
Screening at 7:30pm
Runtime: 1 hour and 25 minutes

To ensure maximum entertainment value, this screening of 𝗠̘̚𝗢̘̚𝗩̘̚𝗜̘̚𝗘̘̚ is FREE, courtesy of BlobCo and World's End Comics.